so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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