we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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