So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I had to cum in my sink.
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