you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
