at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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