(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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