That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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