Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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