like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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