Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do vagina's smell?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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