You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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