Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
