Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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