That's intense
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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