I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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