you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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