Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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