The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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