I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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