im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He did a backflip because drugs
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
