I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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