come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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