i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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