She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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