don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I CAN MOONWALK!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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