I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
