And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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