it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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