I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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