I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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