birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
