i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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