quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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