dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Who wears a wallet chain?!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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