he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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