I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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