just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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