Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
