? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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