Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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