is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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