Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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