Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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