I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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