hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So much rum. So many feels.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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