just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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