im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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