Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
