Sry I called you an 8
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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