I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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