Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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