It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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