And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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