have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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