i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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